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Get this.

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When someone tells me they're going to buy a Saint Patrick's Day raffle tickets.

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I say, baffled crickets.

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Why would you buy baffled crickets?

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And before long, they're so busy thinking
about why crickets would be baffled.

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I sneak off and buy another.

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You are so brilliant.

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But why would they be baffled?